Every week, a young widow visited her husband’s grave to water the flowers, and always left without turning around.
“I see you pay great respect to your late husband,” a young man who had been watching her for some time remarked. “It’s very kind that you don’t turn around when you leave.”
The man was stunned by the woman’s response, as she looked him straight in the eye.
“Well, sir, my husband always said I have a behind that could raise the dead from their graves. I’d rather not risk it.”
Not really funny, huh?
